you and I against the universe

Step one: Smoke a lot of weed.

Step two: Immerse myself in video games and comic books to escape from reality.

Step three: ???

Step four: Profit?

I’m deleting this because am idiot ;D

My plan has worked.

Fuck yes, weed and hours of mindless video game playing. It’s all a girl needs.

fuckyourwolves:

Omg my favorite people on food network are the black couple because they hum and act fucking crazy while they cook the most delicious fucking food I’ve ever seen.

They probably use a special ingredient.

Or cocaine.

And I’m over here, all like:

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